1.06.2009

ridiculous things found online: vol 1



quick question: how would you define homeless?

fave lines
tour guide: keeps you all toasty in the winter.
camera guy: it doesn't work though does it?
tour guide: no, it doesn't work.


ah the joys of wal-mart...how lovely of the virginia pilot to write such a ground-breaking piece of "shopping news" on their new neighborhood store.

fave excerpts:
In other ways, it is every bit a Wal-Mart store, though green is the dominant color, rather than the discounter's well-known blue.


this delightful little neighborhood shop includes,
cozy specialty areas with track lighting and curved walls for produce, meats and deli.


Jackie Russell, the Neighborhood Market's manager, describes these areas as "little shops." The store's plentiful and prominent signs show the names of departments against a peaked-roof backdrop.

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